Excellent riposte...BTW, wonder why no one has noticed that in the recent Lebanon conflict, there was no worry about scuds from Saddam, a demagogue never to be outdone. Also notice how long it's been since we've seen one of those familiar Islamic peace marches! Perhaps even the Pope now realizes we're living in a Through the Looking Glass world.
You mention collecting Da Vinci Code theories. Wonder if you have seen the only one that makes real sense to me, the intellectual explosion of Hermeticism during the Italian Renaissance with its androgyne symbolism and up-raised finger of Mercury/Hermes. It's at the alternative religion site of the NY Times, plus some lively Forum comments (7):